Newtons law for engineers

In this article, i have just put the Newtons law for engineers in different form. Its for fun purpose only.
Newton first Law
Every Engineer continues his state of chatting or forwarding mails
unless he is assigned work by external unbalanced manager.
Newton second Law
The rate of change in the Work is directly proportional to the payment
received from client and takes place at the quick rate when deadline
force is applied.
Newton Third Law
For every appraisal there is an equal but opposite Work Implementation.
Bonus Law -4
Mistakes can neither be created nor be removed from drawings by an
engineer. It can only be converted from one form to another. The total
number of mistakes in the drawing always remains constant.

These are just for fun purpose. There is no similarity of these laws with the actual laws. Keep reading.